Dumpster to Degen. $PEDRO on Solana.
Escape the trash. Launch $PEDRO. Go viral. Rug no one. Maybe buy a gas station. Maybe not.
Pedro has no plan. Just vibes, caffeine, and late-night alley rage. New vlog drops when the moon hits right.
I’m not a dev. I’m a raccoon. I live behind a 7-Eleven. If you think I dumped, you're hallucinating.